Cup #3: Cupddafi

Mummubarf Cupddafi was the authoritarian ruler of Lidya who often liked to wear lavish and extravagant coozies. Commanding with an iron fist, eventually his people rebelled against him in an attempt to win back their freedom. Today, the Lidyan rebel forces cornered and captured Cupddafi after a brief struggle. He later died of his injuries, which was actually nothing more than a small pinhole in his bottom that caused all of the hot coffee to slowly drain from his body. The Lidyans rejoiced and also enjoyed the free coffee that was conveniently offered at his death site.